The internet became a-buzz when the trailer for The Simpsons Movie was released. Fans have been speculating about this movie for years, but So-Thin! has acquired some insider studio information from a friend over at Fox! It turns out this movie is going to be completely LIVE ACTION! And guess who's the front runner to star as America's First Animated family?
Our fav tranny-from-the-orient, Ms. Kimora Lee Simmons, took time out from promoting her new book, Fabulosity, for a little 'Kimora Time'. The newly divorced Ms. Baby Phat took a breather from her life clothes and chronic for a mani/pedi. Here you can see Kimora getting a CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE footbath!
Rumors have surfaced about a life action film version of the popular
japanese cartoon "Sailor Moon" with none other than Lindsay Lohan
starring as the sailor scout herself! As it turns out Lohan has been
vying for a different part in the movie...
Artemis the Cat!
Ohhhh Linds...people playing animals in movies went out with Wizard
of Oz. It's called CGI, you may want to actually WATCH Herbie: Fully
Loaded....you'll understand it.
This is the best site ever. Had we known about this back in our college days, we might have lasted more than a day in that damn Intro to Science for Dummies class we failed out of. You'd think with all that knowledge, Spears would know a thing or two about gravity.
We're getting reports out of Camp TomKat that Tom Cruise wants the Godfather of his baby to be none other than former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Jacko is reportedly Cruises' female slave lovely bride-to-be Katie Holmes' favorite singer and the couple loves what he has done for the world and all of God'sL. Ron Hubbard's children.
We love it when stuff like this happens. And we love it even more because it happened to us. It was an awesome night out on the town of Hollywood Friday night - not just for us here at So-Thin!, but also for former Doogie Howser star Neil Patrick Harris.
The night was going gay great, until Harris'ssinger/songstress boyfriend got pretty irked by the lack of attention we paid to his performance during his Kellie Pickler- quality ballad.
When said boyfriend finished his tune, he paid our table a visit by pounding his fists on the table and said "THANKS A LOT GUYS." He returned to his table in a huff.
Seconds later, Howser chucked a dinner roll at my back.
In the end of the night, lets just say after a brief parking lot scuffle/apology (Howser said he was "sorry he had to throw a roll), the culprit escaped scott-free! Sidenote: We know the pics suck, but its better than nothin, yah?
So-Thin! reader Miss Pismo just told us that Paris Hilton and the whole Simple Life 4 crew were up in Santa Clarita (a suburb of L.A.) today filming stuff for the Simple Life 4! We're not sure what Par-bear is doing, but we'll stay on top of it! No word on if Nicole Richie is there.
In related news, an outbreak of Gonnorhea is spreading rapidly throughout the Santa Clarita Valley. A city official has said that they "don't know where the outbreak came from, but we are trying to contain it."
No, the American Idol underdog is NOT sleeping with musicians/actors/valet parking attendants at the Chateau Marmont. But he is trading in love from a little well needed publicity, as reported here by TMZ.com. Apparently, the 16-year year old Idol contestant (who CREEPS us out too, Simon) dumped his lady lover because they"agreed he'd gain more popularity if his fans knew he was single."
We don't know about you, but knowing Kevin Coviasis single and ready to mingle should bring out the underage sexual preditor in ALL of us!
Does Paris have cancer? NO! But Ms. Hilton was sporting a new chemo-wig when So-Thin! reader My Mom spotting the heiress in the Apple Store in The Grove on Saturday.
We first spotted her new beau Parisopolis (aka Greek Shipping Heir #2) checking out ipods, and sure enough he had his girl with him- IN DISGUISE! She was standing next to him in a poofy black skirt and a black sweatshirt - renacting 'One Night in Paris' making out and shopping for a new camera for Parisopolis.
The best part was that nobody recognized her cause of that amazing wig she was wearing - So-Thin! votes brunette in 2006!
They gays were out in full force at English-electro Diva Allison Goldfrapp's Saturday night performance at The Wiltern - So it's no surprise that among the mo's and scensters was Jake Gyllenhaal (spotted near the front of the upper level seating rockin' out), a few seats down from Wynonna Ryder, and (duh) Paul Oakenfold amongst the crowd on the ground floor.
Santino may be Project Runway's golden boy of the moment (next to Tim Gunn, of course), but he's also kind of slutty, which makes us like him more. He's a pretty blurred shot of the 7ft tall designer finalist "making it happen" with So-Thin! reader Matt last night at LA's The Lounge.
Speaking of Samaire, she's COMING BACK TO THE OC. About time. Now just bring back the mexican biotch who got knocked up, and maybe throw in Luke's gay dad and THEN we have a show people!
From the show: "She returns when there's a little bit of emotional upheaval for Seth as he prepares to go away to college," Schwartz says of the pixie's multiepisode arc, which kicks off at the end of April. "Based on all this anxiety, Seth really needs a stabilizing force. But Anna's timing is inopportune if you're Summer."