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Lindsay Lohan Loves...HERSELF

The jury may still be out on whether or not Lindsay Lohan is as talented a singer as she is actress, with the awaited Dec. 6 release of her new CD "A Little More Personal" - but she definitely pulled a Madonna during an outing at the Roosevelt’s  Tropcana Bar last weekend. We here at So Thin! saw the now-veteran party girl down an entire bottle of wine (and some ginger ale too), and then proceed to demand that the DJ play her new album for all the club-goers!  Though we're still not sure how anyone can dance to songs about child abandonment, domestic abuse, and stints in the slammer!

Kathy Griffin has AIDS?

Self proclaimed D-List celebrity Kathy Griffin may be known for her crap talkin' no-nonsense approach to life, but when it comes to her love life, it seems as if she's been pulling a Jude Law. Ms. Griffin was in attendance at Sunday's Hollywood Christmas Parade, sporting a tee that read "We all have AIDS" - in support of World AIDS Day which falls on Dec. 1. But more interesting was who was right by her side - her "ex" hubby, Matt, whom which she filed for divorce in late September. In fact, sources say the D-List Diva was seen putting the moves on her ex-Matt even as early as October during a weekend romp in the City of Sin itself, Las Vegas - as Kathy and Matt flew home, the two were even seen on the plane holding hands. Talk about having you're cake and eating it too!

No Nups for Nick n' Jess?

That’s right! America’s smartest business man AND father of the year Joe Simpson evidently allowed our favorite Newlyweds to have and to hold til’ death-do-them-part without signing a pre-nup!  That means Nick is entitled to half of Jess’s reported $35 million in 2005!  But you can’t blame Joe, Nick n’ Jess were most likely scrapping the bottom of the barrel with 98 Degrees royalty checks.  What’s half of $530 a month again?

Lindsay's Main Ga---STRAIGHT!

So for the past couple months Lohan has been photographed with a  Katrina victim main "gay" (or at he seems to be playing the part of the gay best friend in Lindsay's life). 

Thanks to Perez Hilton (shoutout Perez- Can't  wait to play!  Esp. Justin!!) this main gay now has a name, Patrick Aufdenkamp aka "Pooti".  It was later revealed in a worded e-mail to Mr. Hilton that Pooti wasn't Lohan's main gay, but really her main STRAIGHT  (so what does that make Jared Leto?).  Well thanks to So-Thin! readers Samantha, Amy, and Rhiannon, we present you Pooti: The So-Thin! True Hollywood Story!

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Pooti attended La Mesa Jr. High and Valencia High School in Valencia, CA.  Like most straight teenage boys he loved to dance, sing, and act!  Who are we kidding, this kid is so gay he came out of the womb with highlights.  Samantha was his fag hag in Junior High; Amy and Rhiannon went to high school with Pooti and recently ran into him at the beach frolicking in the ocean wearing little boys underwear.  So Pooti, Straight or Gay...its not important to us...you look  SO THIN and we loves it!

Janice Dickinson + Segway = Supermodel from the Future

Looks like Janice Dickinson is not only the "world's first supermodel", but she's also the "world's first supermodel from the future"!

So-Thin! reader Nathan got a glimpse of the out of this world crackhead cover girl in mid-orbit, running around Santa Monica's Third Street Promenade with reality camera crew in tow WHILE RIDING A SEGWAY, dangerously plowing through shoppers and homeless alike.

Nathan tells So-Thin! "there was a HUGE crowd swarming around her - she looked drunk fun as she ran around the streets screaming at people and playing with technology" Thanks Nathan!

Speaking of Janice, if you too want to blast off make it big, Dickinson's crew has been hammering her myspace friends over the head with announcements of the casting call she's having this weekend for her new untitled reality show. So-Thin! is currently on a 3-day fast in hopes to look good enough for Sat when we go down there to bask in the presence of Ms. Stick-Thin herself. What? We trying to lose 3 lbs!

Wanna run up your phone bill? - The Janice Dickinson Models Hotline: (310) 428-2217

More Drunk Midget!

Does Charla(Amazing Race) feelin' up Nikki Mc Kibbon(American Idol) count as hot lesbian action?

Beauty tips needed.

We couldn't resist.