So for the past couple months Lohan has been photographed with a Katrina victim main "gay" (or at he seems to be playing the part of the gay best friend in Lindsay's life).
Thanks to Perez Hilton (shoutout Perez- Can't wait to play! Esp. Justin!!) this main gay now has a name, Patrick Aufdenkamp aka "Pooti". It was later revealed in a worded e-mail to Mr. Hilton that Pooti wasn't Lohan's main gay, but really her main STRAIGHT (so what does that make Jared Leto?). Well thanks to So-Thin! readers Samantha, Amy, and Rhiannon, we present you Pooti: The So-Thin! True Hollywood Story!

(click here for full size pic!)
Pooti attended La Mesa Jr. High and Valencia High School in Valencia, CA. Like most straight teenage boys he loved to dance, sing, and act! Who are we kidding, this kid is so gay he came out of the womb with highlights. Samantha was his fag hag in Junior High; Amy and Rhiannon went to high school with Pooti and recently ran into him at the beach frolicking in the ocean wearing little boys underwear. So Pooti, Straight or Gay...its not important to us...you look SO THIN and we loves it!



is it me? or do brennan and sarah kind of resemble Lin-Lo in that yearbook pic?
Posted by: Nick | November 04, 2005 at 12:22 PM
nick, you idiot.
Posted by: ... | November 04, 2005 at 08:51 PM
just be glad that she has friends to look after her. With all she has been through, it's good to know people will be there for her.
Posted by: Donna Danstrom | November 05, 2005 at 11:44 AM
i went to the same school as patrick. i remeber those girls from my school who wrote in. they were white trash...i always felt so bad for them.
Posted by: hehe | November 28, 2005 at 04:57 PM
pooti looks like that fucking freak homeless thing behind the winkies in mulholland drive. or like that poster that says "this is what would happen if you outsides looked like your insides from smoking" ... dirty boho homo
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