So for the past couple months Lohan has been photographed with a
Katrina victim main "gay" (or at he seems to be playing the part of the gay best friend in Lindsay's life).
Thanks to Perez Hilton (shoutout Perez- Can't wait to play! Esp. Justin!!) this main gay now has a name, Patrick Aufdenkamp aka "Pooti". It was later revealed in a worded e-mail to Mr. Hilton that Pooti wasn't Lohan's main gay, but really her main STRAIGHT (so what does that make Jared Leto?). Well thanks to So-Thin! readers Samantha, Amy, and Rhiannon, we present you Pooti: The So-Thin! True Hollywood Story!
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Pooti attended La Mesa Jr. High and Valencia High School in Valencia, CA. Like most straight teenage boys he loved to dance, sing, and act! Who are we kidding, this kid is so gay he came out of the womb with highlights. Samantha was his fag hag in Junior High; Amy and Rhiannon went to high school with Pooti and recently ran into him at the beach frolicking in the ocean wearing little boys underwear. So Pooti, Straight or Gay...its not important to us...you look SO THIN and we loves it!