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She's like Beyonce, but White...

What ass belongs to this popstar?  She was recently photographed on vacation as she "hey, hey, hey, hey, just walks away".

And it's not: Mariah Carey, Barry Manilow, or Camryn Manheim!

The answer is after the jump!!!

Attack of the Clones

Just call it Simple Life 5: Attack of the Clones...

Wait, which one is Nicole Richie???

America's Favorite Family!

The internet became a-buzz when the trailer for The Simpsons Movie was released.  Fans have been speculating about this movie for years, but So-Thin! has acquired some insider studio information from a friend over at Fox!  It turns out this movie is going to be completely LIVE ACTION!  And guess who's the front runner to star as America's First Animated family?

Find out after the jump!

Kimora gets poppin'!

Our fav tranny-from-the-orient, Ms. Kimora Lee Simmons, took time out from promoting her new book, Fabulosity, for a little 'Kimora Time'.  The newly divorced Ms. Baby Phat took a breather from her life clothes and chronic for a mani/pedi.  Here you can see Kimora getting a CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE footbath!

Stars...they're just like us!

P.S. We LOVE that Kimora got some white bitch to wash her feet, cuz you know Ms. Kimora aint gonna go to no Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon!

Sailor Lohan!

Rumors have surfaced about a life action film version of the popular japanese cartoon "Sailor Moon" with none other than Lindsay Lohan starring as the sailor scout herself!  As it turns out Lohan has been vying for a different part in the movie...

Artemis the Cat!

Ohhhh Linds...people playing animals in movies went out with Wizard of Oz.  It's called CGI, you may want to actually WATCH Herbie: Fully Loaded....you'll understand it.

Link: Egotastic! - Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon?.

TomKat and Shields: Apocolypse now

So TomKat just annouced they had their baby girl this afternoon - 7lbs, 7ounces of Suri. But what really surprised us was that Brooke Shileds also gave birth to a baby girl ON THE SAME DAY.

Lets just hope the two arch enemies weren't in the same hospital wing - Shouldn't we be expecting evil horse-drawn chariots or for it to rain frogs or something?

Britney's Alter Ego: Einstien

This is the best site ever. Had we known about this back in our college days, we might have lasted more than a day in that damn Intro to Science for Dummies class we failed out of. You'd think with all that knowledge, Spears would know a thing or two about gravity.

Kylie + Kim = 2x the Gay!

Separated at Birth?
Right: A refreshed and recovering Kylie Minogue
Leftt: Muff-Divin' Top-Model Kim Stolz

Out of this World!

We're getting reports out of Camp TomKat that Tom Cruise wants the Godfather of his baby to be none other than former King of Pop, Michael Jackson.  Jacko is reportedly Cruises' female slave lovely bride-to-be Katie Holmes' favorite singer and the couple loves what he has done for the world and all of God's L. Ron Hubbard's children.

Ok so this story is total bullshit, but I mean hey after all this TomKat stuff (silent births? eating the placenta?) it's TOTALLY believable, right?

Doogie Howser's a BUN tosser!

We love it when stuff like this happens. And we love it even more because it happened to us. It was an awesome night out on the town of Hollywood Friday night - not just for us here at So-Thin!, but also for former Doogie Howser star Neil Patrick Harris.

We crossed paths with  the How I Met Your Mother co-star (who landed a nifty article in The New York Times yesterday) at the 1-year anniversary of the talented and entertaining  Upright: An LA Cabaret. show.

The night was going gay great, until Harris's singer/songstress boyfriend got pretty irked by the lack of attention we paid to his performance during his Kellie Pickler- quality ballad.

When said boyfriend finished his tune, he paid our table a visit by pounding his fists on the table and said "THANKS A LOT GUYS." He returned to his table in a huff.

Seconds later, Howser chucked a dinner roll at my back.

 In the end of the night, lets just say after a brief parking lot scuffle/apology (Howser said he was "sorry he had to throw a roll), the culprit escaped scott-free!
Sidenote: We know the pics suck, but its better than nothin, yah?