So TomKat just annouced they had their baby girl this afternoon - 7lbs, 7ounces of Suri. But what really surprised us was that Brooke Shileds also gave birth to a baby girl ON THE SAME DAY.
Lets just hope the two arch enemies weren't in the same hospital wing - Shouldn't we be expecting evil horse-drawn chariots or for it to rain frogs or something?
We're getting reports out of Camp TomKat that Tom Cruise wants the Godfather of his baby to be none other than former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Jacko is reportedly Cruises' female slave lovely bride-to-be Katie Holmes' favorite singer and the couple loves what he has done for the world and all of God's L. Ron Hubbard's children.
Ok so this story is total bullshit, but I mean hey after all this TomKat stuff (silent births? eating the placenta?) it's TOTALLY believable, right?
