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G is for GWEN!

Ms. Hollaback Girl gives the crowd of San Diego a big G during the second show of her tour Sunday night! So Giant!

She's like Beyonce, but White...

What ass belongs to this popstar?  She was recently photographed on vacation as she "hey, hey, hey, hey, just walks away".

And it's not: Mariah Carey, Barry Manilow, or Camryn Manheim!

The answer is after the jump!!!

Attack of the Clones

Just call it Simple Life 5: Attack of the Clones...

Wait, which one is Nicole Richie???

America's Favorite Family!

The internet became a-buzz when the trailer for The Simpsons Movie was released.  Fans have been speculating about this movie for years, but So-Thin! has acquired some insider studio information from a friend over at Fox!  It turns out this movie is going to be completely LIVE ACTION!  And guess who's the front runner to star as America's First Animated family?

Find out after the jump!

Kimora gets poppin'!

Our fav tranny-from-the-orient, Ms. Kimora Lee Simmons, took time out from promoting her new book, Fabulosity, for a little 'Kimora Time'.  The newly divorced Ms. Baby Phat took a breather from her life clothes and chronic for a mani/pedi.  Here you can see Kimora getting a CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE footbath!

Stars...they're just like us!

P.S. We LOVE that Kimora got some white bitch to wash her feet, cuz you know Ms. Kimora aint gonna go to no Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon!

Sailor Lohan!

Rumors have surfaced about a life action film version of the popular japanese cartoon "Sailor Moon" with none other than Lindsay Lohan starring as the sailor scout herself!  As it turns out Lohan has been vying for a different part in the movie...

Artemis the Cat!

Ohhhh Linds...people playing animals in movies went out with Wizard of Oz.  It's called CGI, you may want to actually WATCH Herbie: Fully Loaded....you'll understand it.

Link: Egotastic! - Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon?.

TomKat and Shields: Apocolypse now

So TomKat just annouced they had their baby girl this afternoon - 7lbs, 7ounces of Suri. But what really surprised us was that Brooke Shileds also gave birth to a baby girl ON THE SAME DAY.

Lets just hope the two arch enemies weren't in the same hospital wing - Shouldn't we be expecting evil horse-drawn chariots or for it to rain frogs or something?

Britney's Alter Ego: Einstien

This is the best site ever. Had we known about this back in our college days, we might have lasted more than a day in that damn Intro to Science for Dummies class we failed out of. You'd think with all that knowledge, Spears would know a thing or two about gravity.

Kylie + Kim = 2x the Gay!

Separated at Birth?
Right: A refreshed and recovering Kylie Minogue
Leftt: Muff-Divin' Top-Model Kim Stolz

Out of this World!

We're getting reports out of Camp TomKat that Tom Cruise wants the Godfather of his baby to be none other than former King of Pop, Michael Jackson.  Jacko is reportedly Cruises' female slave lovely bride-to-be Katie Holmes' favorite singer and the couple loves what he has done for the world and all of God's L. Ron Hubbard's children.

Ok so this story is total bullshit, but I mean hey after all this TomKat stuff (silent births? eating the placenta?) it's TOTALLY believable, right?

Doogie Howser's a BUN tosser!

We love it when stuff like this happens. And we love it even more because it happened to us. It was an awesome night out on the town of Hollywood Friday night - not just for us here at So-Thin!, but also for former Doogie Howser star Neil Patrick Harris.

We crossed paths with  the How I Met Your Mother co-star (who landed a nifty article in The New York Times yesterday) at the 1-year anniversary of the talented and entertaining  Upright: An LA Cabaret. show.

The night was going gay great, until Harris's singer/songstress boyfriend got pretty irked by the lack of attention we paid to his performance during his Kellie Pickler- quality ballad.

When said boyfriend finished his tune, he paid our table a visit by pounding his fists on the table and said "THANKS A LOT GUYS." He returned to his table in a huff.

Seconds later, Howser chucked a dinner roll at my back.

 In the end of the night, lets just say after a brief parking lot scuffle/apology (Howser said he was "sorry he had to throw a roll), the culprit escaped scott-free!
Sidenote: We know the pics suck, but its better than nothin, yah?

Simple Life: SUBURBIA!

So-Thin! reader Miss Pismo just told us that Paris Hilton and the whole Simple Life 4 crew were up in Santa Clarita (a suburb of L.A.) today filming stuff for the Simple Life 4!  We're not sure what Par-bear is doing, but we'll stay on top of it!  No word on if Nicole Richie is there.

In related news, an outbreak of Gonnorhea is spreading rapidly throughout the Santa Clarita Valley.  A city official has said that they "don't know where the outbreak came from, but we are trying to contain it."

Kevin Covais is the NEW Jessica Simpson

No, the American Idol underdog is NOT sleeping with musicians/actors/valet parking attendants at the Chateau Marmont. But he is trading in love from a little well needed publicity, as reported here by TMZ.com.  Apparently, the 16-year year old Idol contestant (who CREEPS us out too, Simon) dumped his lady lover because they "agreed he'd gain more popularity if his fans knew he was single."

We don't know about you, but knowing Kevin Covias is single and ready to mingle should bring out the underage sexual preditor in ALL of us!

Stand up for love!

Lohans kisses away celeb pals

Apparently locking lips with Lindsay Lohan isnt everyone's dream come true. According to reps, Ms.Lohan was just practicing for her new role as a sexual preditor.

So sad! Sorry Salma.

Paris is a Brunette?!

Does Paris have cancer? NO! But Ms. Hilton was sporting a new chemo-wig when So-Thin! reader My Mom spotting the heiress in the Apple Store in The Grove on Saturday.

We first spotted her new beau Parisopolis (aka Greek Shipping Heir #2) checking out ipods, and sure enough he had his girl with him- IN DISGUISE! She was standing next to him in a poofy black skirt and a black sweatshirt - renacting 'One Night in Paris' making out and shopping for a new camera for Parisopolis.

The best part was that nobody recognized her cause of that amazing wig she was wearing - So-Thin! votes brunette in 2006!

Thanks, Mom!

Gyllenhaal goes Goldfrapp

They gays were out in full force at English-electro Diva Allison Goldfrapp's Saturday night performance at The Wiltern -
So it's no surprise that among the mo's and scensters was Jake Gyllenhaal (spotted near the front of the upper level seating rockin' out), a few seats down from Wynonna Ryder, and (duh) Paul Oakenfold amongst the crowd on the ground floor.

Where there are gays, there will be Gyllenhaal.

Lance Bass is Homeless!

There's nothing big ol' butch Lance Bass loves more than a good musical - which is why he made an appearance in LA at Saturday's performance of Rock of Ages.

The butch Mr. Bass was looking "bloated but fun" - according to our spy witnesses - and even got a few lap dances from the sexy GIRL dancers of the show!

Our source spills, "He tried to score a gift bag. He asked if there was Merch or swag. It's like the end of the run and he wants fuckin' free shit."

So Broke!

Christina Aguliera - Sober Sista!

We definetly don't look that good when we're wasted.

Cock of Ages, part 1

So even though Cher was a no show at last night's Rock of Ages show, there still were a few celebs that showed up for the LA rock-musical that Ted Casablanca calls "ree-dick fabulous" - We spotted Lindsay Hollister in the audience with some gal pals, and even spyed Felicity Huffman sneaking out the back after the show

Special thanks to super glam-'d out stage manager Lindsay Martens for the awesome VIP treament - You looked really good and totally not sweaty!

And anywhere that Tom Lenk wears a Unitard is somewhere we want to be!

Starvos loves to look good

Has anyone noticed how FINE Par-bear's boyfriend is with his new haircut? HOT DA-UM!

Stavros swimsuit calender anyone?

BTW - Someone get Paris A COMB.

One night in Santino!

We've obtained more exclusive camera phone pics of one reader's 2AM night romp with Project Runway's Santino, so we decided to make a collage! Talk about being good to your fans!

Santino makes it happen

Santino may be Project Runway's golden boy of the moment (next to Tim Gunn, of course), but he's also kind of slutty, which makes us like him more. He's a pretty blurred shot of the 7ft tall designer finalist "making it happen" with So-Thin! reader Matt last night at LA's The Lounge.

It's a boy/girl thing!

A movie about two sworn enemies who magically find themselves in each others bodies for the day and use it to ruin each other's lives?

We almost threw up in our mouth a little we were so excited we heard the plot to  this upcoming movie and then we threw up even more when we hear Samaire Armstrong would be in it!

The OC does what is RIGHT

Speaking of Samaire, she's COMING BACK TO THE OC. About time. Now just bring back the mexican biotch who got knocked up, and maybe throw in Luke's gay dad and THEN we have a show people!

From the show:
"She returns when there's a little bit of emotional upheaval for Seth as he prepares to go away to college," Schwartz says of the pixie's multiepisode arc, which kicks off at the end of April. "Based on all this anxiety, Seth really needs a stabilizing force. But Anna's timing is inopportune if you're Summer."

Lohan's feeling flashy!

Someone please tell Lohan that the goodies STAY in the jar...for the real thing, if you dare, click here

Source: The Sun Online

DJ AM Car Sale!

DJ A.M. is also selling his car, because "he's not in love with it like his other one" - it's a 2007 s550...maybe if we had a little more dough and a desire to give up our bus pass, we'd make a bid!