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Perez Hilton: Make Out Queen

So here's a little story that I gots to tell, about two bloggers that you know so well!  Two of our most favoritist bloggers in the whole wide world were seen "collaborating" at Popstarz!, a local nightclub here in LA, and it fersurely wasn't about Brangelina or Nick & Jess.  Sew Drunk was seen giving Juan Marriott a special "Welcome to LA" treat.  In fact, the shameless pair were seen "welcoming" all over the club!  We hear that Juan is soon moving out here, but no word on whether the two will be shacking up.  We can only imagine what Sew will give Juan for a "house warming" gift, we're thinking a romantic evening involving a video camera and night vision.  Hey Juan, make sure you remember to put your phone on vibrate unlike your famous relative - we don't want any interruptions in this video.

Kirk Cameron goes to Video

Thought the 'Growing Pains' were over? Not for Kirk Cameron aka Mickey Seaver, who's throwing caution to the wind and having his DVD release party at a Wal-Mart in Valencia, CA. And you thought everyday at Wal-Mart was a party.

Some might call it "targeting your fan base", some might call it lame, but we at So-Thin call it trying to steal that chubby alcoholic Tracy Gold's thunder.

Road Rules goes Gay!

We at So-Thin are ALL about reality stars. We talk about them, we follow them, we even dream about them. But when they start invading the places WE call HOME, then it's gone TOO FAR.

This weekend we caught two str8 former road rules dudes gayin' it up - drinking OUR beer and eating OUR nachos at OUR version of Cheers, Fiesta Cantina on Santa Monica. But before we told Blair and Adam (Road Rules:The Quest) (aka that really bad one in Egypt that nobody watched) to leave, we snapped a few photos with So-Thin's Paul(right), danced a little, and told those straights never to come to our gay kareoke paradise again.

*Note the TVscreen in the back. If those words mean as much as we hope think they do, then maybe the duo will be back again in the future just maybe not acting so hetero next time.

Nick's New House

We're sure all the visitors of So-Thin! (aka our friends - SHOUTOUT HOHO'S!) have been thinking to themselves, "So-Thin.com is amazing and all, but there is just something missing...where's the obligatory Nick and Jessica post?"  Well now So-Thin! is complete.

While Jessica continues to get shitfaced work on her upcoming album, sources tells So-Thin that Nick Lachey has plans of his own - which include a boyband-worthy bachelor pad with buddy and USC quarterback Matt Leinart.  Accordingly, the two have been spending the past two weekends house-hunting in L.A., near the USC campus where Leinart practices and plays.  Though we're not sure where the two plan to buy down there, unless Lachey plans on pledging or the two decide to shack up in some run down student housing, but no matter what we think Lachey will make an excellent addition to the cast of 'Old School 2'. 

I'm sure we'll find the outcome of their hunt in an episode of next season's MTV Cribs.

The Scorned!

Forget Cannes!  Sundance who?  So-Thin attended the primiere of 'The Scorned', the finished product from E!'s "Kill Reality".  We know its hard to believe that these kids got anything done (besides a bootleg sex tape) between the peeing on each other and coke-fueld orgies. 

As for the film, evidently a contract stip for the female cast was they must show there breasts within the first 30 seconds of their scene, as there were plenty of boobie-shots over everyone from Trichelle to Reichen. The movie turned out to be more of a documentary than a slasher flick, because the characters all slept with eachother at least 23 1/2 times.

Not surprisingly, the Laemmle's Sunset 5 theater was STAR-STUDDED. Well, if you consider a half full, mostly of people we met last Thursday to be star-studded. Guess that's what you get from a horror movie filmed by reality stars, starring in a reality show, on E! 

Molested by Reality Starz

We here at So-Thin love it when we get molested by intoxicated D-listy reality stars! And what better place to get our unsolicted grove on than a launch party for Fox's new show Reality Remix. Not really sure what the show's all about, but we did get to see some of our fav reality stars (minus those laguna beach kids, damn it) get So Drunk!

So without further ado, let's watch as So-thin's Justin & Nick share their photos of them "celebrating" with the winners of So-thin's annual "SO-DRUNK" Battle of the Network Reality Stars!

Coming in last place is everyone's favorite villian Omarrrrrrosa - girlfriend managed to keep it sober, even with Janice "first super model ever" Dickenson glaring at her from behind the whole party.So creepy!

In fourth place is Norm (Real World, Season 1) who's appetite for younger men is almost as big as his lack of career. So Old!

Coming in third is Britney (Top Model, Cycle 4), who could barely talk, but LOVED to kiss. Girlfriend's lost more than a few pounds and braincells. So Sad!

Taking second place is Nikki Mckibbon (American Idol, Season 1), who managed to slur, smoke, spit, and make out with Michele (Top Model, Cycle 4) ALL in one swoop around the bar. So Sick!

And the night's big winner? CHARLA (Amazing Race), who might be little, but can probably drink her weight in whiskey. She loved to talk, and loved to give high-fives even more. So drunk!

Heidi's Baby Seal

So we were all amazed when Heidi Klum showed up at the Emmys an hour after giving birth to her first child with husband Seal, but what amazed us even more was the first photos of the proud mother and her offspring on the cover of the dutch(?) version of InTouch(??!!).  Baby Klum-Seal is SO WHITE! Where's the nappy hair? Where's the caramel skin? Where's the references to Mariah Carey's childhood?! You would think that with Seal's dark skin at least some African-American traits would wind up in this kid.  The baby seal doesn't even have one acne scar!  Could this be Auf Wiedersehen for the odd couple?  At least the baby will make a fabulous coat.

Paris' New Movie Role!

After Paris Hilton's roll in the thriller-remake 'House of Wax' movie offers have been coming in faster than Rick Solomon. Hilton will be featured in the upcoming 'National Lampoon's Pledge This!' and So-Thin! has just learned the Paris has just signed on to play one of the most loveable characters in the history of cinema...Powder.

Oh snaps - whats that smell? Smells like OSCAR to us!

He's a hand-holder!

Sources in attendance tell So-Thin! that Wentworth Miller, was seen holding hands with another tall-dark-and-handsome dude at the now infamous T-Mobile Party.  The closeted couple sat in a booth surrounded by a group of close friends, sucking face vodka tonics.  Wenty, recently subject of a blind item, has been dodging the gay rumors since getting his big break in the Mariah Carey videos.  I am sure in between takes, Wenty had to contain himself from singing "Emotions" at the top of lungs and admiring Mimi's 25 ft. long wedding train.  So-Thin! has evidence that Wentworth was in a relationship with a man, more to come on this not-so-blind item ...

Courtney Cox SAVES Television?

Who says Fat Girls finish last? If there's two things Monica Gellar aka Courtney Cox LOVES, it's television and ice cream. But this time she's gone too far! She recently outed herself EXCLUSIVELY to "Access Hollywood" as a TV watcher, and then CoCox appalled the world when she revealed that her daughter CoCoCox watched television with her!

And it looks like 'Fat Monica's' words have rubbed everyone's favorite cult leader the wrong way, as Madonna recently began her new 'anti-boob tube' campagin to rid the world of THE BEAST.

So keep fighting Mon, and thanks for saving television..."Lost" is on tonight.

Link: ABC News: Courteney Cox OK With Daughter Watching TV.