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Nicole and Misha - EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS

Girls just wanna have fun right!? That was definetly the vibe last night at WeHo's Ultrasuede, where new BFFs Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie were gettin' DOWN hardcore with the gays for the big '80s night the club throws every Wednesday!

We danced with the two now single girls - who came unescorted, minus a fierce girl in a pink Madonna-esque outfit and a crazy lookin' asian guy - all night, after their little past midnight arrival. The two hit up the bar, then it the dance floor, then hit the bar some MORE, where they shared double shots (Misha was hesitant at first to down the shot, and was heard complaining that her feet hurt -damn those flats she always wears!) Nicole asked us to lift her over the railing (felt like a toddler!) as soon as New Kids on the Block's "The Right Stuff" came on, and girrrrl she was bustin the moves out better than Marky Mark EVER could!  Barton cut out a little early, but Nicole lounged on a couch, in between sporatic bursts of dancing - LOVE ABBA! It's too bad they didn't throw on a little Lionel!

As for photos, the duo was VERY insistant that the night not turn into a photo shoot - probably because Ms. Barton is underage!

More Pictures after the jump...

Feed the World, Make it a Better Place!

Our summer was consumed by three things: the beach, the bars, and Michael Jackson.  We were all over that trial like Kirstie Alley in a bakery (pre Jenny Craig of course!).  Sadly since the King of Pop was found 'Not Guilty' of playing the game you don't tell mommy or daddy about, we havent heard much since.  Besides those overdose and addiction rumors, Jacko has been M.I.A living in Bahrain, an island in the Persian Gulf.  With a little pixie dust, Jacko and the gang (Prince Michael! Paris! Blanket!) have flown the coup and abandoned Neverland Ranch. 

We are now getting reports that half the ranch has no electricity, including the area housing Jacko's exotic animal collection.
  The animals are reportedly starving and are being fed very irregularly with whatever food its keepers can obtain wrestle away from Janet.

We Hate Paris!

So-Thin! has just learned that two of our fav emaciated gals Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate Olsen are going to be throwing the party of the year, and it ain't a Chrismmakuh party!  Nicole and MK are throwing a "We Hate Paris Hilton" party, how Laguna Beach of them!  The two have made pretty much everyone within a 15 mile radius of them aware of their dislike of the Simple Life socialite; the Nicole/Paris feud is right up there with East Coast/West Coast rap wars, and Paris stole MK's token Greek-shipping-heir boyfriend after dumping her Greek.  We're hearing guests will include Bijou Phillips, Rick Solomon, Tinkerbell, and that homeless guy they paid $100 bucks to pour a soda on his head!  Party activities include voting on Paris's most embarrassing moments of 2005 (nip-slips included) and karaoke of her new songs.  We're probably guessing that "One Night in Paris" will be playing on a big screen too in all its night vision glory!  And that's not all, Nicole and MK are encouraging guests to dress up like Paris too!!  All we want for Christmas is an E-Vite!!!

Christmas!

Merry ChristmaHannaKwanzakah from all of us at So Thin!

'Taradise' No Longer Dunzo!

If anyone knows us, you know that we LOVED E!'s Taradise, so needless to say we were deeply saddened to see that it wasn't being brought back for another season (still crossing our fingers for a DVD release!).  No one could replace the so-sad-its-hilarious trainwreck that is Ms. Tara Reid, no one except for Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri.  The Laguna Bitch is set to host Get This Party Started on UPN, a new reality show where Kristin throws YOU the best party since, like, that time when like, her and Alex H. were like, plastered in Cabo! Like Tara Reid and Anna Nicole before her, we predict 2006's Trainwreck of the Year will be none other than Ms. Kristin Cavalleri!  UPDATE: So-Thin! has obtained some EXCLUSIVE scenes from the pilot episode of UPN's Get This Party Started!

LC aint got nothin on you, baby!

Jeremy P.I.M.P Piven!

Entourage star Jeremy Piven was rockin' at Sunday's Hollywood Life's Breakthough in '05 Awards...So Thin! got to chat with him for a few minutes, he's really cool, definetly the man of the hour, and was the object of every girl's affection! Could these be the two hot blondes he's been rumored to have been seen with all over lately?

Here he is workin' it up with another guy, Terrance Howard - who also got an award...

R.I.P Dakota Fanning!

Photo taken at Hollywood Life's Breakthrough in '05 on Sunday, only moments before the fat fat fatty fat man ate the young Dakota Fanning.

Jude Law: Locks of Love?

Who's the new face of Rogaine?  None other than our favorite nanny-humper, Jude Law!  So-Thin! reader Kyle spotted Jude, sans on-again GF Sienna Miller, outside the Hard Rock Cafe at the Beverly Center recently.  The Alfie star was dressed in the usual, too-tight blazer and scarf, but had one noticeable flaw, his hair was SO THIN!  Evidently Jude's hairline is receding faster than Nicole Richie's weight.  Now we finally have legit a reason (for a role? psssh!) on why Sienna cut off all her hair!  Jealousy has a name, and its Jude Law!