Is that drunk Charla? 
Almost, but not quite - Instead, it's a very lit and very modest looking Matthew Mcconaughey, who raided the Rose Bowl field after last week's big game. Apparently Mcconaughey, here with buddy bicycle enthusiast Lance Armstrong, are both HUGE Texas Fans - and HUGE drinkers as well.
In fact, well informed sources at the Rose Bowl tell us Mr. Mcconaughey had so much to drink that he stole someone else's field pass, and security had to kick him off the field in the second quarter. Mathew McDrunk tried to sweet talk his way back down, but to no avail!
It looks like he had more luck sweet talkin' the alcohol vendors instead!
GO TEXAS!
Well, looks like Lindsay Lohan rang in 2006 horizontally - get your minds outta the gutter you pervs - Lohan spent her New Years in a Miami hospital bed for, yep you guessed it - all together now....EXHAUSTION! Evidently Lohan suffered a severe asthma attack (asthma?! what a dork right?) and had to be hospitalized for it. We're sure it wasn't alcohol poisoning, or bumping her head, or getting her stomach pumped, or getting rufied. It was definitely an asthma attack, and we're sure it happened in the day time, at a McDonalds playplace, with her whole family, and a nun, and a Katrina baby she adopted and NOT at a New Years Party with open bars, bathroom stalls, no food, and enough alcohol to get Liza Minelli finally SHITFACED (she's just been buzzed all these years!) Well, there goes her New Years resolution of a hospital free 2006!
