Well, looks like Lindsay Lohan rang in 2006 horizontally - get your minds outta the gutter you pervs - Lohan spent her New Years in a Miami hospital bed for, yep you guessed it - all together now....EXHAUSTION! Evidently Lohan suffered a severe asthma attack (asthma?! what a dork right?) and had to be hospitalized for it. We're sure it wasn't alcohol poisoning, or bumping her head, or getting her stomach pumped, or getting rufied. It was definitely an asthma attack, and we're sure it happened in the day time, at a McDonalds playplace, with her whole family, and a nun, and a Katrina baby she adopted and NOT at a New Years Party with open bars, bathroom stalls, no food, and enough alcohol to get Liza Minelli finally SHITFACED (she's just been buzzed all these years!) Well, there goes her New Years resolution of a hospital free 2006!
Link: AccessHollywood - Breaking News - Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized.
You know what? Lindsay Lohan's just trying to have fun. and it's not like she wished for an asthma attack. she's just born with asthma. oh, and remember this... She'll ALWAYS be better than you. AND richer, and she's successful.
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Posted by: Torri | January 08, 2007 at 03:02 AM