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So-Thin! reader Miss Pismo just told us that Paris Hilton and the whole Simple Life 4 crew were up in Santa Clarita (a suburb of L.A.) today filming stuff for the Simple Life 4! We're not sure what Par-bear is doing, but we'll stay on top of it! No word on if Nicole Richie is there.
In related news, an outbreak of Gonnorhea is spreading rapidly throughout the Santa Clarita Valley. A city official has said that they "don't know where the outbreak came from, but we are trying to contain it."
No, the American Idol underdog is NOT sleeping with musicians/actors/valet parking attendants at the Chateau Marmont. But he is trading in love from a little well needed publicity, as reported here by TMZ.com. Apparently, the 16-year year old Idol contestant (who CREEPS us out too, Simon) dumped his lady lover because they "agreed he'd gain more popularity if his fans knew he was single."
We don't know about you, but knowing Kevin Covias is single and ready to mingle should bring out the underage sexual preditor in ALL of us!
Stand up for love!
Apparently locking lips with Lindsay Lohan isnt everyone's dream come true. According to reps, Ms.Lohan was just practicing for her new role as a sexual preditor.
So sad! Sorry Salma.
Does Paris have cancer? NO! But Ms. Hilton was sporting a new chemo-wig when So-Thin! reader My Mom spotting the heiress in the Apple Store in The Grove on Saturday.
We first spotted her new beau Parisopolis (aka Greek Shipping Heir #2) checking out ipods, and sure enough he had his girl with him- IN DISGUISE! She was standing next to him in a poofy black skirt and a black sweatshirt - renacting 'One Night in Paris' making out and shopping for a new camera for Parisopolis.
The best part was that nobody recognized her cause of that amazing wig she was wearing - So-Thin! votes brunette in 2006!
Thanks, Mom!
They gays were out in full force at English-electro Diva Allison Goldfrapp's Saturday night performance at The Wiltern - 
So it's no surprise that among the mo's and scensters was Jake Gyllenhaal
(spotted near the front of the upper level seating rockin' out), a few seats down from Wynonna Ryder, and (duh) Paul Oakenfold amongst the crowd on the ground floor.
Where there are gays, there will be Gyllenhaal.
There's nothing big ol' butch Lance Bass loves more than a good musical - which is why he made an appearance in LA at Saturday's performance of Rock of Ages.
The butch Mr. Bass was looking "bloated but fun" - according to our spy witnesses - and even got a few lap dances from the sexy GIRL dancers of the show!
Our source spills, "He tried to score a gift bag. He asked if there was Merch or swag. It's like the end of the run and he wants fuckin' free shit."
So Broke!
We definetly don't look that good when we're wasted.
So even though Cher was a no show at last night's Rock of Ages show, there still were a few celebs that showed up for the LA rock-musical that Ted Casablanca calls "ree-dick fabulous" - We spotted Lindsay Hollister in the audience with some gal pals, and even spyed Felicity Huffman sneaking out the back after the show
Special thanks to super glam-'d out stage manager Lindsay Martens for the awesome VIP treament - You looked really good and totally not sweaty!
And anywhere that Tom Lenk wears a Unitard is somewhere we want to be!
Has anyone noticed how FINE Par-bear's boyfriend is with his new haircut? HOT DA-UM!
Stavros swimsuit calender anyone?
BTW - Someone get Paris A COMB.
We've obtained more exclusive camera phone pics of one reader's 2AM night romp with Project Runway's Santino, so we decided to make a collage! Talk about being good to your fans!
