We're getting reports out of Camp TomKat that Tom Cruise wants the Godfather of his baby to be none other than former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Jacko is reportedly Cruises' female slave lovely bride-to-be Katie Holmes' favorite singer and the couple loves what he has done for the world and all of God's L. Ron Hubbard's children.
Ok so this story is total bullshit, but I mean hey after all this TomKat stuff (silent births? eating the placenta?) it's TOTALLY believable, right?
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