Just call it Simple Life 5: Attack of the Clones...
Wait, which one is Nicole Richie???
So TomKat just annouced they had their baby girl this afternoon - 7lbs, 7ounces of Suri. But what really surprised us was that Brooke Shileds also gave birth to a baby girl ON THE SAME DAY.
Lets just hope the two arch enemies weren't in the same hospital wing - Shouldn't we be expecting evil horse-drawn chariots or for it to rain frogs or something?
This is the best site ever. Had we known about this back in our college days, we might have lasted more than a day in that damn Intro to Science for Dummies class we failed out of. You'd think with all that knowledge, Spears would know a thing or two about gravity.
Apparently locking lips with Lindsay Lohan isnt everyone's dream come true. According to reps, Ms.Lohan was just practicing for her new role as a sexual preditor.
So sad! Sorry Salma.
Does Paris have cancer? NO! But Ms. Hilton was sporting a new chemo-wig when So-Thin! reader My Mom spotting the heiress in the Apple Store in The Grove on Saturday.
We first spotted her new beau Parisopolis (aka Greek Shipping Heir #2) checking out ipods, and sure enough he had his girl with him- IN DISGUISE! She was standing next to him in a poofy black skirt and a black sweatshirt - renacting 'One Night in Paris' making out and shopping for a new camera for Parisopolis.
The best part was that nobody recognized her cause of that amazing wig she was wearing - So-Thin! votes brunette in 2006!
Thanks, Mom!
They gays were out in full force at English-electro Diva Allison Goldfrapp's Saturday night performance at The Wiltern -
So it's no surprise that among the mo's and scensters was Jake Gyllenhaal (spotted near the front of the upper level seating rockin' out), a few seats down from Wynonna Ryder, and (duh) Paul Oakenfold amongst the crowd on the ground floor.
Where there are gays, there will be Gyllenhaal.
There's nothing big ol' butch Lance Bass loves more than a good musical - which is why he made an appearance in LA at Saturday's performance of Rock of Ages.
The butch Mr. Bass was looking "bloated but fun" - according to our spy witnesses - and even got a few lap dances from the sexy GIRL dancers of the show!
Our source spills, "He tried to score a gift bag. He asked if there was Merch or swag. It's like the end of the run and he wants fuckin' free shit."
So Broke!
We definetly don't look that good when we're wasted.
So even though Cher was a no show at last night's Rock of Ages show, there still were a few celebs that showed up for the LA rock-musical that Ted Casablanca calls "ree-dick fabulous" - We spotted Lindsay Hollister in the audience with some gal pals, and even spyed Felicity Huffman sneaking out the back after the show
Special thanks to super glam-'d out stage manager Lindsay Martens for the awesome VIP treament - You looked really good and totally not sweaty!
And anywhere that Tom Lenk wears a Unitard is somewhere we want to be!
Santino may be Project Runway's golden boy of the moment (next to Tim Gunn, of course), but he's also kind of slutty, which makes us like him more. He's a pretty blurred shot of the 7ft tall designer finalist "making it happen" with So-Thin! reader Matt last night at LA's The Lounge.
Santin
Speaking of Samaire, she's COMING BACK TO THE OC. About time. Now just bring back the mexican biotch who got knocked up, and maybe throw in Luke's gay dad and THEN we have a show people!
From the show:
"She returns when there's a little bit of emotional upheaval for Seth as he prepares to go away to college," Schwartz says of the pixie's multiepisode arc, which kicks off at the end of April. "Based on all this anxiety, Seth really needs a stabilizing force. But Anna's timing is inopportune if you're Summer."
Someone please tell Lohan that the goodies STAY in the jar...for the real thing, if you dare, click here
Source: The Sun Online
DJ A.M. is also selling his car, because "he's not in love with it like his other one" - it's a 2007 s550...maybe if we had a little more dough and a desire to give up our bus pass, we'd make a bid!