So we were all amazed when Heidi Klum showed up at the Emmys an hour after giving birth to her first child with husband Seal, but what amazed us even more was the first photos of the proud mother and her offspring on the cover of the dutch(?) version of InTouch(??!!). Baby Klum-Seal is SO WHITE! Where's the nappy hair? Where's the caramel skin? Where's the references to Mariah Carey's childhood?! You would think that with Seal's dark skin at least some African-American traits would wind up in this kid. The baby seal doesn't even have one acne scar! Could this be Auf Wiedersehen for the odd couple? At least the baby will make a fabulous coat.