Rumors have surfaced about a life action film version of the popular japanese cartoon "Sailor Moon" with none other than Lindsay Lohan starring as the sailor scout herself! As it turns out Lohan has been vying for a different part in the movie...
Artemis the Cat!
Ohhhh Linds...people playing animals in movies went out with Wizard of Oz. It's called CGI, you may want to actually WATCH Herbie: Fully Loaded....you'll understand it.
Apparently locking lips with Lindsay Lohan isnt everyone's dream come true. According to reps, Ms.Lohan was just practicing for her new role as a sexual preditor.
So sad! Sorry Salma.
Someone please tell Lohan that the goodies STAY in the jar...for the real thing, if you dare, click here
Source: The Sun Online
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.....Lindsay Lohan shows us what a girl's to do when you're NOT born with it, during a recent trip to Berlin.
Well, looks like Lindsay Lohan rang in 2006 horizontally - get your minds outta the gutter you pervs - Lohan spent her New Years in a Miami hospital bed for, yep you guessed it - all together now....EXHAUSTION! Evidently Lohan suffered a severe asthma attack (asthma?! what a dork right?) and had to be hospitalized for it. We're sure it wasn't alcohol poisoning, or bumping her head, or getting her stomach pumped, or getting rufied. It was definitely an asthma attack, and we're sure it happened in the day time, at a McDonalds playplace, with her whole family, and a nun, and a Katrina baby she adopted and NOT at a New Years Party with open bars, bathroom stalls, no food, and enough alcohol to get Liza Minelli finally SHITFACED (she's just been buzzed all these years!) Well, there goes her New Years resolution of a hospital free 2006!
Link: AccessHollywood - Breaking News - Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized.
The jury may still be out on whether or not Lindsay Lohan is as talented a singer as she is actress, with the awaited Dec. 6 release of her new CD "A Little More Personal" - but she definitely pulled a Madonna during an outing at the Roosevelt’s Tropcana Bar last weekend. We here at So Thin! saw the now-veteran party girl down an entire bottle of wine (and some ginger ale too), and then proceed to demand that the DJ play her new album for all the club-goers! Though we're still not sure how anyone can dance to songs about child abandonment, domestic abuse, and stints in the slammer!
So for the past couple months Lohan has been photographed with a Katrina victim main "gay" (or at he seems to be playing the part of the gay best friend in Lindsay's life).
Thanks to Perez Hilton (shoutout Perez- Can't wait to play! Esp. Justin!!) this main gay now has a name, Patrick Aufdenkamp aka "Pooti". It was later revealed in a worded e-mail to Mr. Hilton that Pooti wasn't Lohan's main gay, but really her main STRAIGHT (so what does that make Jared Leto?). Well thanks to So-Thin! readers Samantha, Amy, and Rhiannon, we present you Pooti: The So-Thin! True Hollywood Story!
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Pooti attended La Mesa Jr. High and Valencia High School in Valencia, CA. Like most straight teenage boys he loved to dance, sing, and act! Who are we kidding, this kid is so gay he came out of the womb with highlights. Samantha was his fag hag in Junior High; Amy and Rhiannon went to high school with Pooti and recently ran into him at the beach frolicking in the ocean wearing little boys underwear. So Pooti, Straight or Gay...its not important to us...you look SO THIN and we loves it!
