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Nicole Back in the Mix!

Is Nicole Richie getting a second chance at LOVE?
A source close to DJ AM said he has decided to start dating The Simple Life starlet exclusively - that's right, all you other bite-sized ho bags better stay away, cause AM's finally chosen to settle down and try things again - sources say the two even made plans to have lunch together today! Personally, we suspect it's cause lately she's been getting her shit together, with all those magazine covers and that simply life deal.
But could it be because he knocked her up?

GOD no, but mark our words - the two will be back seen cuddlin' it up again real soon.

So Thin! launches new campaign

Introducing the NEW FACES OF So-Thin! '06....we've launched a new guerilla-style campaign, thanks to all the people who have shown their love, keep up the support!

SANTINO reads So-Thin!

Santino may send out default response messages to all his fans...but at least we got ours at 3:22AM in the morning! AND he thinks we're FUNNY! WOOO!

We've seen the LA fashion maven out and about in LA at Fubar and other such places before...

Hopefully the Project Runway iconocast will be making another showing at Heaven lounge this week...As for us at So-Thin!, we're hoping for a facial!

Lohan loves lip liner

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.....Lindsay Lohan shows us what a girl's  to do when you're NOT born with it, during a recent trip to Berlin.

Cher Goes ROCK!

Runaway hit musical "Rock of Ages" (or as Ted Casablanca calls it "Cock of Ages") has been drawing old folks from all across Los Angeles with it's geriatric renditions of REO Speedwagon and Journey classics for the last few weeks.... and it's about to get attract the oldest dinosaur of them all - CHER!

Apparently a few of the downtown diva's dancers have landed roles in the off-broadway hit, and sources close to the show say they've been lispering whispering that legendary diva will be stopping by to catch a performance of next weekend's show!

Also Related: Cher's daughter, Chastity is a fat lesbian!

Not-so slim shady

Fellow D12 band member Bizzare is losing all that weight, and like a good friend it seems like Eminem is putting it all back on.

Mathew McDrunkey?

Is that drunk Charla?
Almost, but not quite - Instead, it's a very lit and very modest looking Matthew Mcconaughey, who raided the Rose Bowl field after last week's big game. Apparently Mcconaughey, here with buddy bicycle enthusiast Lance Armstrong, are both HUGE Texas Fans - and HUGE drinkers as well.

In fact, well informed sources at the Rose Bowl tell us Mr. Mcconaughey had so much to drink that he stole someone else's field pass, and security had to kick him off the field in the second quarter. Mathew McDrunk tried to sweet talk his way back down, but to no avail!

It looks like he had more luck sweet talkin' the alcohol vendors instead!

GO TEXAS!

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized

Well, looks like Lindsay Lohan rang in 2006 horizontally - get your minds outta the gutter you pervs - Lohan spent her New Years in a Miami hospital bed for, yep you guessed it - all together now....EXHAUSTION!  Evidently Lohan suffered a severe asthma attack (asthma?! what a dork right?) and had to be hospitalized for it.  We're sure it wasn't alcohol poisoning, or bumping her head, or getting her stomach pumped, or getting rufied.  It was definitely an asthma attack, and we're sure it happened in the day time, at a McDonalds playplace, with her whole family, and a nun, and a Katrina baby she adopted and NOT at a New Years Party with open bars, bathroom stalls, no food, and enough alcohol to get Liza Minelli finally SHITFACED (she's just been buzzed all these years!)  Well, there goes her New Years resolution of a hospital free 2006!

Link: AccessHollywood - Breaking News - Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized.

Nicole and Misha - EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS

Girls just wanna have fun right!? That was definetly the vibe last night at WeHo's Ultrasuede, where new BFFs Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie were gettin' DOWN hardcore with the gays for the big '80s night the club throws every Wednesday!

We danced with the two now single girls - who came unescorted, minus a fierce girl in a pink Madonna-esque outfit and a crazy lookin' asian guy - all night, after their little past midnight arrival. The two hit up the bar, then it the dance floor, then hit the bar some MORE, where they shared double shots (Misha was hesitant at first to down the shot, and was heard complaining that her feet hurt -damn those flats she always wears!) Nicole asked us to lift her over the railing (felt like a toddler!) as soon as New Kids on the Block's "The Right Stuff" came on, and girrrrl she was bustin the moves out better than Marky Mark EVER could!  Barton cut out a little early, but Nicole lounged on a couch, in between sporatic bursts of dancing - LOVE ABBA! It's too bad they didn't throw on a little Lionel!

As for photos, the duo was VERY insistant that the night not turn into a photo shoot - probably because Ms. Barton is underage!

More Pictures after the jump...

Feed the World, Make it a Better Place!

Our summer was consumed by three things: the beach, the bars, and Michael Jackson.  We were all over that trial like Kirstie Alley in a bakery (pre Jenny Craig of course!).  Sadly since the King of Pop was found 'Not Guilty' of playing the game you don't tell mommy or daddy about, we havent heard much since.  Besides those overdose and addiction rumors, Jacko has been M.I.A living in Bahrain, an island in the Persian Gulf.  With a little pixie dust, Jacko and the gang (Prince Michael! Paris! Blanket!) have flown the coup and abandoned Neverland Ranch. 

We are now getting reports that half the ranch has no electricity, including the area housing Jacko's exotic animal collection.
  The animals are reportedly starving and are being fed very irregularly with whatever food its keepers can obtain wrestle away from Janet.