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Kylie + Kim = 2x the Gay!

Separated at Birth?
Right: A refreshed and recovering Kylie Minogue
Leftt: Muff-Divin' Top-Model Kim Stolz

One night in Santino!

We've obtained more exclusive camera phone pics of one reader's 2AM night romp with Project Runway's Santino, so we decided to make a collage! Talk about being good to your fans!

Santino makes it happen

Santino may be Project Runway's golden boy of the moment (next to Tim Gunn, of course), but he's also kind of slutty, which makes us like him more. He's a pretty blurred shot of the 7ft tall designer finalist "making it happen" with So-Thin! reader Matt last night at LA's The Lounge.

SANTINO reads So-Thin!

Santino may send out default response messages to all his fans...but at least we got ours at 3:22AM in the morning! AND he thinks we're FUNNY! WOOO!

We've seen the LA fashion maven out and about in LA at Fubar and other such places before...

Hopefully the Project Runway iconocast will be making another showing at Heaven lounge this week...As for us at So-Thin!, we're hoping for a facial!

'Taradise' No Longer Dunzo!

If anyone knows us, you know that we LOVED E!'s Taradise, so needless to say we were deeply saddened to see that it wasn't being brought back for another season (still crossing our fingers for a DVD release!).  No one could replace the so-sad-its-hilarious trainwreck that is Ms. Tara Reid, no one except for Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri.  The Laguna Bitch is set to host Get This Party Started on UPN, a new reality show where Kristin throws YOU the best party since, like, that time when like, her and Alex H. were like, plastered in Cabo! Like Tara Reid and Anna Nicole before her, we predict 2006's Trainwreck of the Year will be none other than Ms. Kristin Cavalleri!  UPDATE: So-Thin! has obtained some EXCLUSIVE scenes from the pilot episode of UPN's Get This Party Started!

LC aint got nothin on you, baby!

Road Rules goes Gay!

We at So-Thin are ALL about reality stars. We talk about them, we follow them, we even dream about them. But when they start invading the places WE call HOME, then it's gone TOO FAR.

This weekend we caught two str8 former road rules dudes gayin' it up - drinking OUR beer and eating OUR nachos at OUR version of Cheers, Fiesta Cantina on Santa Monica. But before we told Blair and Adam (Road Rules:The Quest) (aka that really bad one in Egypt that nobody watched) to leave, we snapped a few photos with So-Thin's Paul(right), danced a little, and told those straights never to come to our gay kareoke paradise again.

*Note the TVscreen in the back. If those words mean as much as we hope think they do, then maybe the duo will be back again in the future just maybe not acting so hetero next time.

The Scorned!

Forget Cannes!  Sundance who?  So-Thin attended the primiere of 'The Scorned', the finished product from E!'s "Kill Reality".  We know its hard to believe that these kids got anything done (besides a bootleg sex tape) between the peeing on each other and coke-fueld orgies. 

As for the film, evidently a contract stip for the female cast was they must show there breasts within the first 30 seconds of their scene, as there were plenty of boobie-shots over everyone from Trichelle to Reichen. The movie turned out to be more of a documentary than a slasher flick, because the characters all slept with eachother at least 23 1/2 times.

Not surprisingly, the Laemmle's Sunset 5 theater was STAR-STUDDED. Well, if you consider a half full, mostly of people we met last Thursday to be star-studded. Guess that's what you get from a horror movie filmed by reality stars, starring in a reality show, on E! 

Molested by Reality Starz

We here at So-Thin love it when we get molested by intoxicated D-listy reality stars! And what better place to get our unsolicted grove on than a launch party for Fox's new show Reality Remix. Not really sure what the show's all about, but we did get to see some of our fav reality stars (minus those laguna beach kids, damn it) get So Drunk!

So without further ado, let's watch as So-thin's Justin & Nick share their photos of them "celebrating" with the winners of So-thin's annual "SO-DRUNK" Battle of the Network Reality Stars!

Coming in last place is everyone's favorite villian Omarrrrrrosa - girlfriend managed to keep it sober, even with Janice "first super model ever" Dickenson glaring at her from behind the whole party.So creepy!

In fourth place is Norm (Real World, Season 1) who's appetite for younger men is almost as big as his lack of career. So Old!

Coming in third is Britney (Top Model, Cycle 4), who could barely talk, but LOVED to kiss. Girlfriend's lost more than a few pounds and braincells. So Sad!

Taking second place is Nikki Mckibbon (American Idol, Season 1), who managed to slur, smoke, spit, and make out with Michele (Top Model, Cycle 4) ALL in one swoop around the bar. So Sick!

And the night's big winner? CHARLA (Amazing Race), who might be little, but can probably drink her weight in whiskey. She loved to talk, and loved to give high-fives even more. So drunk!